January 2009
88 posts
is studiously watching Burn Notice. I may need to summon my spy skills at any time during my day. Or at least narrate my life omnisciently.
is wrapped in afghan, watching ‘Supernatural’. Next up BSG and ‘Demons’ ep. 04. Yup. Rock star lifestyle, I know.
is offended creepy Kwikee-Mart counter lady bagged his purchases without
asking! WTF? FASCIST!!1!1!
isn’t sure if his auto insurance covers eating Doritos Collisions.
is celebrating National Puzzle Day by being quite puzzled.
is watching LOST so shut the hell up or I will verily smite thee and stuff.
enjoyed watching sci-fi/viking/creature flick “Outlander”. Lots of entertainment value. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462465/
must finish newspaper much earlier tonight due to shitty driving conditions.
Crunch time begins.
is watching animal cams on the web and tapping repeatedly on the monitor until they do something to entertain me. Dance kittehs, dance!!1!11
is disappointed it’s Tuesday because there is no new LOST episode on Tuesday. Tuesday, you suck.
is a trained professional and these stunts should not be performed at home.
is still wrapping his head around the concept of octuplets. Someone wanted their own show on TLC.
has not yet determined what his first status update for the evening will be.
is making brown rice (well, cooking it, rather) and viewing second episode of second season of ‘Flight of the Conchords’. It’s business time
is sadly and desperately out of chocolate drink mix. Call the mounties!
is sitting down to watch #SNL. Repeat? Oh. Nevermind.
is standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front
door. There is a small mailbox here.
wishes the Internets would stop being such a pain in the ass this evening. No pie for you.
Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet. Heh. Glad someone recognizes it!
is standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
says TFSMIF/TBIF. Hmmm. Either of those would make a good name for an eatery.
points out best episode title ever “Supernatural”: “Criss Angel Is A Douche Bag”. TIA.
wonders why the cashiers seem baffled when you tell them you don’t need a bag. I wonder if they discuss it with coworkers during break.
is headed for bed if I can stop reading LOST ep. discussions. Jack’s beard is the final cylon!!11!11 Oops. Spoiler.
is anticipating coming home from work to find new recorded episode of Lost waiting for him. Bitchin’.
wonders if the Obamas kept thinking “Oh, geez. Another frakking marching band. We get it!”
is eating, drinking and twittering/facebooking, watching C-SPAN and downloading. Does that count as multitasking?
imagines Bush twins’ note for O girls reads “cold ones in mini fridge” also
imagines W.’s note for O reads “cold ones in mini fridge, bro”
is giving you all a celebratory fist bump.
just watched super excited Canadian TV promos for the inauguration. They’ve got Obama fever up there.
is entertaining thoughts.
wishes we could officially celebrate W.’s departure by itself for a couple
days before the inauguration fun starts. Make a week of it.
congratulates the Steelers and Cards.
is about to close feed of NPR. Concert contains too much safe AAC/Oldies lameness. Where’s the CHANGE, concert organizers?
is watching Eagles/Cards game, listening to We Are One Concert via NPR, reading CC’s Indecision2008 liveblog and my Twitter feed, + a beer.
quotes Dwight Shrute: “Do you watch Battlestar Galactica?”, Man: “No”, Dwight Shrute: “Then you are an idiot.”
is watching the start of the final episodes of Battlestar Galactica. Everybody shutup so I can hear! Spoil it for me and I will hurt you!!!!
is wondering why they call it the ‘dead of winter’ when there are no zombies about. Total gip.
labeled an AP wire brief on W.’s farewell speech “FAIL - ” in Friday a.m.’s
paper. No complaints rec’d.
just placed in newspaper a story slugged “Pickle St. Perverts”. Sex
offenders forming own little pack. Prop values prob plummeted to bot …
wonders if geese newscasters are discussing the hazard of planes causing other geese to crash
received another rejection letter from MAKE Magazine for his “How To Make A
Shiv” and “DIY Pruno” tutorials.
is sure to be a hit at parties! “A laugh riot!” says the Boca Del Vista
Retirement Newsletter! “Riveting!” says the Finchville Freetrader!
just caught up with the BSG webisodes. Bedtime now.
Adama or Obama… Hmmm. “Frakking change! So say we all.” Luckily, we get both.
isn’t sure which is more exciting, Obama inaug. or return of BSG?
is reading that the proper phrase is “soft Corinthian leather”. KHAAAAAAAN!!!!!
reading that Ricardo Montalban has died. RIP. Let the rich Corinthian leather-lined casket jokes begin!
says Brrrrr. It’s -10F/-23C. ArrrrrBrrrrr = Freezing Pirate