December 2010
54 posts
Waiting for word back about my proposal for a mixed-martial arts/shopping show on Oprah’s new network.”Shop ‘til You Drop’em”
easily bought
thedorkyone:
aunt: Dear, can you wear your Joker costume on the 31st? me: My Harley costume? On New Year’s Eve? But I’d look like an idiot. aunt: There will be ice cream cake. me: Do you want me to do the white face too?
Adding to shopping list now: 1 ice cream cake 1 Joker costume
I need some sun
thedorkyone:
I’m gonna go outside and play
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1111!!eleventeenIII
Don’t go into the light! Stay away from the light!
The day star, it burrrnses us!
Endlessly amazed by municipalities unable or unequipped to handle snow in the northeast, like it has NEVER snowed before.
Bought Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 via Steam. DL’ing now. Starting Bioshock and Batman: AA for first time in mere seconds…
STEAMy
http://store.steampowered.com/
The Steam store is having holiday sales that are too awesome to miss. Lots of fantastic games drastically reduced in price.
Though their servers are too busy for me to download ATM, I just purchased Bioshock and Batman Arkham Asylum. If I’m still in the mood tomorrow, I expect I might buy Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2.
Hope you were fed well and loved today.
Absolutely True Facts #8164
Did you know that all French accents are actually fake?
It’s true.
thedorkyone-deactivated20110331 asked: Sir, it's too bad that you no longer fit in your Batman costume but if you have a Batman shirt that's fine too. It's the symbol that makes it.
Does your skin get welts too when the temperature suddenly changes? Mine does. Very annoying.
Does your skin get welts too when the temperature suddenly changes? Mine does. Very annoying.
thedorkyone-deactivated20110331 asked: Sir, it's too bad that you no longer fit in your Batman costume but if you have a Batman shirt that's fine too. It's the symbol that makes it.
Does your skin get welts too when the temperature suddenly changes? Mine does. Very annoying.
Does your skin get welts too when the temperature suddenly changes? Mine does. Very annoying.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“Spankin’ Sarah Palin: A clown short of a circus - English pravda.ru”( http://twitthis.com/uba4by )
WHOA! Cookie Monster has NO LEGS!!!! WTF??? #SNL
I take umbrage with a lot of things but I usually put it back.
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The Passion Of The Santa
Hey. Family member. Just because I got you allegedly impersonal, thoughtless gift cards does not mean I don’t care or didn’t put thought into them. It probably means one or two or three other things, specifically that you either don’t have easily obtainable items on your wish list, there aren’t items within my price range or that I was hurt by watching you eventually...
I wish...
I wish when I bought my 2006 Scion TC back around this time in 2005 that there had been a Batmobile options package. Make that happen, Toyota!
AnX-MASiety
Oh, even as an atheist I like tasteful Christmas decorations, falling snow, egg nog, cookies, Rudolph and Charlie Brown, Scrooged, Scrooge, A Christmas Story, Christmas tunes streamed over the net and related things, all in moderation. But, damn, if the need to get presents for seven-plus people and (doing my best to avoid) actually going through the endless travel and expenses of celebrating...
$700B+ added to deficit by Bush tax cuts for wealthy. GOP: Yes! / $14B for seniors on SS due to lack of COLA. GOP: Nooo! Suck it, Granny.
“The Fighter”. Really? Another boxing movie? Because the hundreds made in the last 120 years weren’t enough, I guess.
Thank you Glee for not doing any kind of revamp or adaptation of A Christmas Carol.
The phrase “tickling the ivories” could so easily be mistaken for a nickname of a sexual act involving an elephant. Or not. YMMV.
Wherein comrade Kevbo sums up the despair of the...
Which is to say I wrote this on a friend’s facebook page and wanted to post it somewhere else for easier access to it. Here it is:
We’re all in some agreement here, so I’m just adding my own pessimism: Sadly it seems unfortunately difficult to find those jobs that provide an adequate living (food, clothing, shelter -your Maslow stuff-, savings, mild to moderate comfort) along...
Dear @ConanOBrien, Thanks for two nights of gorgeous piano-playing chanteuses. Your pal, @LeKevbo (Christina Perri, Lauren Pritchard)
Those two young ladies can join Norah Jones, Natalie McKay, Sara Bareilles et al at my house for cocktails and sparkling conversation.
I am laughing heartily at all my southern pals for their encountering temperatures lower than those here in northern NY.
Willing to trade our snow for their cold though.
I hear Dickens first turned down his selection by Oprah’s Book Club.
Julia Stiles has been great to watch this season on #Dexter
Anyone else get the impression that Yogi Bear crapfest sat on a shelf for several years and is now being released as a tax write-off?
Those poor people in the Midwest markets… No Comcast net service and even if they did have it, they’d still not have any tumblr.com .
No Google, I didn’t mean anything other than what I typed in the search box. Don’t assume. I type all goodly like. Piss off.
#cameltoe #snl
This P-Diddy “performance” is as lame as all that has proceeded it with R-Diddy as host. #SNL
Bah. Not watching anymore of that P-Diddy crap or the final throwaway sketch on #SNL.
Seems a good time to admit I’ve never watched or wanted to watch any of the Focker movies. Strangely, life seems to go on.
Deniro not working out very well on SNL tonight. A bit embarrassing to watch.
Sheesh… more followers! It’s getting expensive to mail out all these fan kits, autograph all these photos, do cheek swabs, paternity tests
How come, with the millions of prime handicapped parking spots around, not a single person ever parks their wheelchair there?
Missed a chance to write headline in paper re: NASA discovery - “Arsenic and Old Lake”
Amazon may have dumped WikiLeaks but it still qualifies for FREE Super Saver Shipping! Plus, you could save face with Amazon Prime!
I wish they’d reschedule Christmas and New Year’s because the holidays are already so damn busy.
When TV shows have warnings about nudity, sex, violence and adult language, I’m very disappointed when one or more doesn’t occur.
Learn about the plight of Malarians. RT @natashaleggero: Check out his video @rikilindhome & I did in Senegal! http://bit.ly/hKsAAp
I support the fight against HIV/AIDS! Join me, @HRC and a mosaic of people to commemorate #WorldAIDSDay: http://www.hrc.org/worldaidsday
.@ebertchicago Roger, you might need to also tell the Birthers that British means ‘from England’. They’re a tad slow on the uptake.
.@AlterNet Compromise? Only wear the fur if you ate the meat. #danielboone #davycrockett #grizzlyadams #ronjeremy (sorry)
The facts just bounce right off the guy. RT @ebertchicago: Anderson Cooper humiliates a Texas birther. http://j.mp/enyQv3
Happy World-Aids-Rosa-Parks-Hannukah-Day, everyone! A trifecta for HIV-Positive Black Jews! (No insult intended here. Just a wee lol.)
Really disturbed that latest WikiLeaks release included some of our old family recipes. Iran will start making banana bread unfettered.