January 2011
35 posts
Millions of Americans disillusioned by rioting in Egypt. “It looks nothing like it did in The Ten Commandments,” citizens indicated.
Jan 30th
thedorkyone: some days you just want to be naked with someone, you know And some days you just want to be naked with someone you know.
Jan 30th
RT @daveanthony: What Egypt needs right now is a tax break for the wealthy, which would create jobs.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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That thing you like on facebook? I like it more than you. And better.
Jan 29th
This concludes our staying up all morning to finish our first run through the most excellent sci-fi RPG “Mass Effect”. Then I designed a new hot female character and saved eventhough ME2 is ready and waiting. Will post a screencap later so you can make mental sexy time with her. Lots of ways to play this game. Sleepy time nao after checkng news sites.
Jan 28th
Hmmm. Never eaten at a Chick-fil-A. Never going to now.
Jan 28th
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That thing you think you turned off before you left? It’s still on. I checked. You’re welcome.
Jan 26th
Do nots.
Hey, tumblr. Let’s keep this between us. I’m really feeling guilty right now. Well, more than the usual 24/7 variety… Does a day where I spent $900+ for 4.5 hrs of dental work (filling, filling, crown prep, cleaning) that started at 7:30 a.m. after my getting up at 6:40 a.m., followed by a nap of a few hours, then my normal work for the night until approx. 1:30 a.m., including...
Jan 25th
WIN RT @JeskaReay: PIzza and Guinness for dindin!
Jan 25th
WTF sighting of the day: Amish horse and cart with red gas can in back. Maybe it holds oats? #fb
Jan 25th
Jack Lalanne dies at 96. See! Told ya the exercise and juice were worthless! More bacon and he’d’ve made it past 100 easily.
Jan 24th
I comply when chocolate chip cookies tell me to eat them but I draw the line at the requests for human sacrifice.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
I am incredibly eager for Stewart/Colbert to recap the words of the hate mongers and vitriol spewers once again Monday night.
Jan 11th
Via @nprnews: ‘Vitriol’ Cited As Possible Factor In Arizona Tragedy | http://t.co/CbKIyBO
Jan 9th
'Vitriol' Cited As Possible Factor In Arizona... →
Pima County, Ariz. Sheriff Clarence Dupnik said that his state has become “the mecca for prejudice and bigotry.” The hate-spewers of any variety need to be held accountable for what their speech stirs up. Words must be chosen carefully and responsibly regardless of one’s right to speak freely. Saying that Beck, Limbaugh, Palin and Bachman are merely using metaphors does not...
Jan 9th
I like manly men
thedorkyone: The facial hair, the man hands, the whole ‘not being prettier than me’ bit… Then I shall refrain from shaving this evening the growth I have since x-mas eve. Doing my best to not be prettier than you also. That part’s easy.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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RT @dustyfields: And America should wake up when a 9 year old child loses her life because of politics.
Jan 9th
Considering becoming homeless and drug addicted as a career move.
Jan 8th
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Minor Google Fail
In searching for that ceramic dalmatian photo, Google Image Search decided that I really wanted to see “ceramic dalmation” instead of the correct spelling. Nice. The collective ignorance of Internet users and dog fanciers was enough to alter Google recommendations and algorithms. Never overestimate the wisdom of crowds?
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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Happy Melon Farming New Year.
Sorry to be a bummer. Skip it if you’re not interested in someone whining about work. It’s a common tail often told. I’m burning out at the place I’ve worked for 16.5 years for reasons that would take pages to list/explain. If health insurance premiums didn’t cost well over $4,300 to carry solo and I didn’t have yet another $1200 (out of pocket) worth of...
Jan 7th
Sorry, that was just on my mind as I drove home from work and I had to get it out.
Jan 7th
PROMISES, PROMISES: GOP drops some out of the gate (AP) http://t.co/IkCZAhi
Jan 6th
“I like Jesus. He seems like a good kid. And he turned into a zombie. -me, when...”
– (via thedorkyone) Plus he had that whole bit about eating a body, drinking blood and whatnot. “BRRAAAAAIIINS!” - John 3:16
Jan 6th
I love hearing celebs I didn’t know were together are breaking up. It means I had successfully filtered out some of the info-noise.
Jan 5th
Also, the child is supposed to actually be yours, apparently.
Jan 5th
http://huff.to/gf5l6y Huffpost - Above the Fold-In: Mad’s Al Jaffee Shares His Secrets
Jan 3rd
I have yet to wear pants in 2011!
Jan 1st